March 26

Have SEX with ur crush day

March 26 is a day you can let ur emotions get the best off u

by Cornice March 25, 2025

Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

March 23

National hook up with a guy named Jack day.

Jack: Aw man my bitch left me for someone else
Big Boi Jimbo: Isn’t it march 23 national hook up with a jack day?
Jack: Im a John!

by TurkeySLurpieeee June 5, 2024

march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

March 15th

National send your bf arch pic(s) day. You better send your bf an arch pic to make him happy<333

It’s march 15th, so send your bf an arch pic

by ILoveMyGfSFM March 14, 2023

March 15

Shitting yourself day.

The day where you are allowed to crap your pants

Bob: “why’d you shit your pants man??”
Couch: “it’s March 15th.”

by shreshre July 28, 2025