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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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nathan allen wood

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.
by Swamp chic May 23, 2022
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josie woods

josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹
“don’t date your ex like JOSIE WOODS
by josie woods May 24, 2022
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c-wood local

the most annoying, corny, most blood boiling little kids you can imagine with some skateboards at carrollwood village park, also c-wood local can also be considered an insult.
oh i heard he’s a c-wood local, i know he dick rides yeat
by cwood hater 69 June 1, 2022
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Wood

You’ve got some big wood up ur arms
by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021
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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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zeb wooding

oh look, its zeb wooding.
by sproutyy April 4, 2022
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