nut dandruff

When dried semen cakes up on your pubes

She told me she was innocent but the nut dandruff on her snatch proved otherwise.

by shutupshutupshutupshutup February 13, 2015

diggy nuts

When you try to leapfrog your friend, and your balls end up rubbing all over the back of his head. Can be on purpose or on accident.

"Mike, the game is leapfrog, get your. fucking nuts off me!"

" That's diggy nuts bitch"

by bildothegreat December 8, 2015

Nut-talking

The act of boasting/acting manly in front of a member of the opposite sex, in order to impress or woo them.

Did you see that guy nut-talking to the new girl? Man, I know he's never even seen a bull, let alone rode one.

Don't invite your friend over again. Last time all he did was get drunk and nut-talk at my little sister.

by Tweakd1 July 9, 2010

Phantom Nut

1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.

2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises

The Orlando Apparitions were merely a phantom nut against quality teams like Georgia Corn Critters.

by Ba1man3 March 14, 2020

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

NASA Nut

When you ejaculate into her mouth from over 3 ft away.

Man: I'm gonna cum. Back off!
Woman: That's the farthest NASA Nut I've ever seen!

by Mike Hawk n Ass April 25, 2016

Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.

Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"

by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010