Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.

Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.

by doggle1 November 17, 2011

text hunny

When two people are 'dating', but they only ever text each other. They tell everyone that they're together, but are never go out, talk or do anything together.

Often seen in younger kids that don't know what a relationship is, or just idiots.

Girl A: Jack and are really dating!
Girl B: No, he's just your text hunny

by Clyde the pac-man ghost August 6, 2016

Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts

I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!

by Albu quirky April 23, 2018

April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024

text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019

text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020