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Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
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Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich
She had the cheesiest ham Sanga
by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.
Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.
by BigIz69 May 9, 2022
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Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Lap Ham

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"
by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018
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Go To Ham

Veh: Go To Ham!
Eggman: Oh MY Gulay
by Blake Lobo December 10, 2023
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