Ash the cat

Ash the cat is the sweetest, cutest, smallest cat alive.
He has gray fur, and he is a tabby cat.
He hasn't been declawed, so he has claws, but they are not so long, or sharp.
He has teal eyes, and a long tail.
His whiskers are long.
He loves to play with balls and scrunchies.
And always tries to eat birds outside.

(Based of my cat, Ash)

Person 1: Hey Ash!
Ash the cat: Meowwwwwwwwwww
Also Ash the cat: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by AshTheCat900000 April 15, 2021

The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.

Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!

by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013

cat pretty

way of describing someone who has a round face and siren eyes

person 1: “am i cat, fox, deer, or bunny pretty?”
person 2: “definitely cat pretty!”

by poop5423 April 24, 2023

cat speekz

A language used on sites like icanhascheezburger.com usually on captioned images of cats. The language is based around the English language just spelt blatantly incorrectly.

examples of cat speekz are:
I iz in ur compoota steelin ur RAMs
Ceiling cat lulz at ur fayl

by 1337 5p34kxx0rz October 1, 2010

Youth Cat

A strong follower of the band Secret & Whisper

Jim: Dude who is opening this concert?

Tom: You can't see all those youth cats out there? Obviously secret and whisper...

by Youth Cat March 3, 2011

Surly the cat

Surly is a cat who is kind loving and caring, or is he🤡🤡Surly is a cat who LOVES to eat Mac N cheese. Surly can be scary sometimes. Sometimes surly’s eyes turn red and it can be creepy. There are a TON of other cats that have crushes on him because he is so HOT 🥵

surly the cat is the hottest!

by YayWayBay December 2, 2019

Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.

When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.

by Slang sayer August 30, 2022