men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.
also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?
Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.
Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?
Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...
Man 1: ... sugary dude.
Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.
Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?
Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...
Man 1: ... sugary dude.
by baconforpresident September 8, 2018

Hey, wanna hang out today?
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.
by pigikos September 5, 2019

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021

by Kathryn Jones June 23, 2023

dude thats gay is a very good terraria player speedruns and abandonens his friends to fight wall of flesh dude thats gay is the username
by tommywiththelongfrickingdong September 21, 2021

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

by LaelinAqualine December 18, 2018
