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Cracker Barrelin’

Fucking some skank that serves breakfast 24/7 at joints like Cracker Barrel and Waffle House.
Cracker Barrelin’ “I’m going out tonight straight Cracker Barrlein’! I need some ass!
by Bigg Wormm March 11, 2019
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Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area
Thats a huge Cracker Wall
by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019
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Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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Cracker

A person that's the definition of crack it's self.

A more common term can be a crack addict or a drug addict.
Dude don't get to close to John his a Cracker
by Lil Kennedy June 4, 2021
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Cracker soup

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup
by bravo kun July 19, 2022
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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