Noodle Candy

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."
by Smoker Face October 12, 2011
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Candy

Candy is so hot, all the girls want to fuck her
by imsohothehehe January 16, 2022
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missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
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Nerds Candy

Nerds Candy is a food. it tastes like ether pure sugar or lemon. in my opinion is good if you like to suffer
Nerds Candy: a food I guess

STOP
by bmeth999999 June 18, 2022
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Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
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Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.
Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
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