Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.
by off.white2020 September 19, 2022
To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 13, 2022
Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it
by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 07, 2023
by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023
Heart Break is what happens when the one you love so deeply that words cannot begin to explain, returns your affections with answers such as "I'm sorry >~<" or "I like you as a friend" or worst of all "I'm in love with someone else." After this occurs your heart essentially breaks crippling you with a feeling of emptiness and confusion along with thoughts of suicide. This is the strongest feeling in life and is the only one that can be deemed worthy of any tears.
"I spent weeks falling in love with her and I poured my heart, but when it came down to it she said "'I'm sorry >~<'" this left my heart broken."
"That's some serious heart break."
"That's some serious heart break."
by OneSmartBoy February 06, 2019
heart break is when you can’t sleep because you’re upset/crying. you don’t feel
happy or sad, you feel nothing. you don’t want to do anything. you have no energy. you don’t want to live anymore.
happy or sad, you feel nothing. you don’t want to do anything. you have no energy. you don’t want to live anymore.
by truthhurts1008474 April 29, 2020
Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 25, 2023