A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.
by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 17, 2022

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"
by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!
by NotPoor January 22, 2021

by Eat-ass69 October 28, 2018

by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021
