angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

angry blopper

A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.

It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!

by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 10, 2023

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

Angry Sandy

While making out on the beach with your girl , drag two fingers through the sand then proceed to finger her.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl on the beach, so I gave her the Angry Sandy.

by TheDudeAbides2023 April 30, 2023

Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!

We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023

abominationing-abstractingly angry

The meaning of being so angry that you transform into an abominationly abstract ragequitter, who wrecks havoc and anger around the house.

Gamer: I AM SO ABOMINATIONING-ABSTRACTINGLY ANGRY! I COULD JUST RAGE AND WREAK HAVOC THIS MOMENT!

by Wordamaker42 December 12, 2023

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023