Weed

The holy substance dat every nine year old's dream of smokin.

"Nigga you got the weed on you?"

by Big Dawg in da hood April 25, 2022

weed

what I live off of

NO MOM THE WEED GUY IS IN OUR WAL- AHHHH!!!

by Potato at your house April 26, 2022

All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022

gay weed

what canadians smoke

dude did you hit that shit last night?
yeah bro, it was some mad gay weed from BC

by king_D__ May 11, 2022

weed throat

when ur throat isn’t closing but it’s not like “OOAAAAAAAA”!!

Is weed throat a universal experience?

by nmaugnadesm September 17, 2022

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

Weed Cat Syndrome

A phenomenon where a fictional character gets unbelievably popular the second it's revealed.

This phenomenon is named after the nickname given by the internet to the Pokemon Sprigatito, who got popular after Pokemon: Scarlet and Violet was announced.

Looks like another character on Twitter has Weed Cat Syndrome.

by Theesl September 20, 2022