bottle willy

A cock that looks like a fucking coke bottle

(Bottle willy)

Colin has a cock shaped of a bottle

by Don't worry about September 3, 2016

Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Willy wankus

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught

(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)

Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big

Person 2: I bet it isn’t

by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024

armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.

Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.

by Cyber B June 20, 2008

Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)

Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!

by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021

Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker

Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy

by Salty Fred December 31, 2018

Sizzle Willie

When you wet willie a bitch then put the blunt out in they’re ear

“Look at Katie over there chillin, minding her own business... imma give her a sizzle willie”

by Lilbabyfdb November 8, 2020