Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

Twat Knot

A man bun becomes a twat knott

Man bun...a man that has a bun on top of his head has a twat knott

by Dy Lee July 4, 2019

TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: Style points

A group of absolute bitches

TWATs: OMG! TikTok is so gud!!
Me: Oh Shit, I better run. It’s a TWAT

by BigBoyBurren March 29, 2021

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019

Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"

by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021

TWAT

Toolbag Walking And Talking (TWAT). This term is used to describe a (toolbag) co-worker that distracts others by walking around the department while having a conversation on their blue tooth\wireless headset.

Employee 1: That guy is so annoying. He is constantly walking around while having a conversation on his wireless headset.

Employee 2: I know. He is such a TWAT

by e-man770 April 29, 2013