Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.

I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.

by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018

turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.

Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!

by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023

Turtle

Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle

Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell

by lingoguy April 17, 2014

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025

Turtle

A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.

The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.

I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.

Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.

by stirsmokesapot September 13, 2021

turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.

When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.

by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016