Skinny Jeans/ Straight Legs

Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.

Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.

Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)
Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!

Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!


Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.
by Some person :) ~J March 10, 2009
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pissing down my leg

chewing someone out; severe reprimand; the act of verbally punishing someone for a misdeed.
Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg.
by YONEIGHBOR November 11, 2009
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Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.
1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.
by larrydonovan May 08, 2009
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DLL (Daddy Long Legs)

A DLL is a very attractive male usually in college and also in a Fraternity. Below are the main characteristics of your typical DLL
1. 6' and above
2. Tone/Muscular
3. Perfect teeth
4. Blessed with a cute name
5. Brown/Blonde hair
6. Green/Blue eyes
7. Clean cut & Shave
8. That Jawline
9. Eyebrows on fleek
10. Knows how to dress
11. Good Personality (aka Not a fuck boy)
12. Possibly a few tattoos
13. Got to have that "Flow"

If you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the Gods and you need to snatch that shit up before its too late.
Hanna: "Do you know that guy over there in the hat?"
Rory: "Yes, Jackson. He has the sexiest green eyes and is to ripped. Could a DLL (daddy long legs) except...."
Hanna: "What?"
Rory: "He's a Soul eater".
Hanna: "Damn Gingers, fucking things up"
Rory: "What a scrub. Common, lets dip the fuck on outta here"
by clarkey98 September 25, 2016
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When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 08, 2009
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i want u leg lol

Origin:
A phrase that developed on the RuneScape Item Discussion Forum back in December 2009. The phrase was started when the user HomerSympson created a thread asking users what they wanted for Christmas that year.

The first user responded with "i want u leg lol". The line was so random that everyone thought it was extremely funny. So a user named Oldcouch copied and responded with "i want u leg lol," then the user Proton responded with the same, and it continued for several pages before being locked by a forum moderator for spam.

Since that time, the phrase has been credited with the title of the first Item Discussion forum meme.

Usage:
The correct use of the phrase is whenever a "want" applies to the conversation.

However, it can really be used whenever, especially when a topic is completely random or useless and the user has nothing to contribute.
HomeSympson: What do you guys want for Christmas this year?
Guy in red mask: I want u leg lol
Oldcouch: I want u leg lol
Proton: I want u leg lol
(continues for several pages)

IlikeDskirtnGranite32: Partyhats r overpriced n Jargex shuld make em be 2m so ppl like me can afford them.
Blc Fox: i want u leg lol
by ProtonRS November 25, 2010
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hairy ass legs

when a girl refuses to shave for weeks on end so she has legs that resemble a 50 year old white guy
fuck me she has some hairy ass legs you could prolly braid that shit
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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