Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Turtle

Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing

Do you know where I can score some Turtle?

by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019

Turtle

A marine animal that has a shell.

The turtle has a shell.

by turtleman14 September 13, 2022

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022

Turtle

Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking

Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.

by DictatorNL July 16, 2015

Turtle

Best existence of a creature ever

That guy’s a real turtle

by SoaringBear May 01, 2020

turtle

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage

It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.

by an unwilling turtle June 11, 2011