Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.

Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**

by Xx_Vista08_why June 30, 2022

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Dirty Mike Special

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"

Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!

by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022

Mike Lova

1: Legendary Dj/Beat Maker Hailing from Rhode Island. He’s worked with many known Major Artists behind scenes and has been involved in many projects. His modo is spread Love Not War. Mike is an independent Hip Hop Artist “I’m dolo it’s just me I love everyone, unless you disrespect me, how you treat me is how I treat you” Too a certain point none of us are perfectly. He’s been making beats and DJing private parties since age 14 and put DJing private parties ect too the side. To focus on his beat making production. He has dropped a few blend mixtapes in which a famous Dj “can’t mention names” used his mixtape too get a major gig that changed that man’s life. “Hey I wish him the best…what are ya gonna do” Looking forward too many future projects from Mike Lova aka mikelova05 aka Mike “Lova” Calenda. You can Google for all his metadata. Just click on did you mean Mike Lova? Mike Love from the beach Boyz trumps him on there obviously because he’s a superstar

2: A person that love’s mostly everything, had no hate in their blood, has passion and forgiveness for others;,

I went too the club the other night and Mike Lova was playing the best music DJing

by Michael Calenda August 24, 2022

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022