Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 15, 2024
Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
by 3:51PM March 28, 2008
Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.
Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.
Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010
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by killurselfbitch December 09, 2022
"Yo bro yo still get methods from Dev?"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"
by B00NKG4NG April 10, 2023