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shadowboxing in the dark

To masturbate shamefully in a dark corner, wearing gloves while listening to the Rocky soundtrack
Shadowboxing in the dark is an outlet for those with to much shame but a Rocky fixation
by Trapdoor Annie January 6, 2024
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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.
by god99298843 November 15, 2019
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Discord Dark theme day

On December 31st, anybody effected by Discord Light theme day automatically gets Dark theme back, this is used to make fun of the people who use Discord light theme
Yo did you know that today is december 31

yeah i know

Its discord light theme day

no it isn’t its discord dark theme day

WHAT
by the funny gamer grass B) December 21, 2020
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Prince of darkness

If ever their was a figure like Ozzy Osbourne from Wales or Germany, he would be the One, the prince of darkness himself. He's certainly not the anti Ozzy.
The prince of darkness left Oz in search of the wizard.
by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
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Dark Shadow

When something starts our really good but then ends up being really shitty and cringey. Like the movie Dark Shadows.
Bruh he totally dark shadowed me there. The date started out awesome and then he started freestyling.
by curiousgiorgi December 9, 2021
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Lord of Dark

You cannot defeat.
I am the Lord of Dark. You cannot defeat.
by PuncherOfTrees May 11, 2023
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