by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016
Get the doorside mikemug. A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.
by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021
Get the Mikemug. Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.
by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023
Get the Mike Coxlongmug. Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
Get the chubby mikemug. by Dar real man May 21, 2021
Get the Mike Perrymug. A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.
by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023
Get the Mike Smithmug. 