When a lesbian gets a crush on a straight girl. The term is usually associated with frustration and unsatisfied longing.
I know Kathy isn't a lesbian like me, but I can't stop fantasizing about her. I've got a bad straight girl crush.
by John Hoff April 19, 2008
A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
For example; Two roommates in college go out for a fun night; they come back intoxicated, and one blacks out. The other then seeing that his roommate is unconscious, proceeds to take advantage of him. This is what is now known as Straight Rape.
Sentence - My roommate passed out last night around 2AM. I was rather horny, so I decided STRAIGHT RAPE was the best way to go.
Sentence - My roommate passed out last night around 2AM. I was rather horny, so I decided STRAIGHT RAPE was the best way to go.
by College Pyschology Minor February 16, 2011
by Leomaxsimus March 10, 2022
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch November 15, 2008
Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight
by Luckyy_Bruhh May 04, 2020
A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 08, 2008