A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
Get the Spotify and Side Hug mug.Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
Get the YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! mug.1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010
Get the crunkie-sided mug.West Oak Side (abbreviated as WOS) is a large predominantly african-american street gang that originally started back in West side Philadelphia. The West Oak Side has charters scattered from Philadelphia, to New York, to even the West Coast. West Oak Side started after a shooting took place when one of their members named Oakley “Oakdale” Smith got shot and killed by a rival faction in Philadelphia . They rebranded the gang to West Oak Side to show love and support for their fallen member. They are mostly known for engaging in drug trafficking, firearm trafficking, and various legal businesses. Their most infamous leader being Jaevon “JV” Sinclair has been on the run for over a decade, becoming one of the most wanted males in the United states. There’s rumors that JV has gone back to Los Angeles, continuing to run his enterprise and trying to avoid going to prison.
West Oak Side (abbreviated as WOS) is a large predominantly african-american street gang that originally started back in West side Philadelphia. The West Oak Side has charters scattered from Philadelphia, to New York, to even the West Coast. West Oak Side started after a shooting took place when one of their members named Oakley “Oakdale” Smith got shot and killed by a rival faction in Philadelphia . They rebranded the gang to West Oak Side to show love and support for their fallen member. They are mostly known for engaging in drug trafficking, firearm trafficking, and various legal businesses. Their most infamous leader being Jaevon “JV” Sinclair has been on the run for over a decade, becoming one of the most wanted males in the United states. There’s rumors that JV has gone back to Los Angeles, continuing to run his enterprise and trying to avoid going to prison.
by greive August 12, 2024
Get the West Oak Side mug.by Ray kusma December 19, 2018
Get the Flip side mug.Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 19, 2018
Get the toast with an extra side of butter! mug.by tennis.ratchet August 4, 2015
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