sugar poop

When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.

Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.

by cnobes December 28, 2017

Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.

Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.

by ChrissyMo September 7, 2016

poop dictator

Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping

Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday

by Jblaze17 February 24, 2014

poop crusade

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.

"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"

by tacos for life January 2, 2015

poop fan

A bathroom fan, that is commonly turned on when pooping to try to get rid of the smell.

"Aw shit, the poop fans on. She's gonna take a minute."

by SonicTheHedgehog420 October 7, 2016

sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.

Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.

by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015

Poop Stoop

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

by Toe fan November 17, 2014