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One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
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Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
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pirate dance

When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.
Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.
by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013
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cunt pirate

Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.
Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.
by InglishMajor October 29, 2012
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pirate lock

Example/ *boy*"dude I almost got in a girl pants"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"
by Thebigdic...tionary September 30, 2015
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pirate and booty

The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
by md89 December 18, 2015
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Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.
by Railrdr October 29, 2020
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