Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024

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Pee Chalupa

The thing Taco Bell gives you when you really piss them off.

(They pee in the chalupa)

Can’t believe this shit. Was eating Taco Bell drunk last night and was halfway through when I realized they gave me a pee chalupa.

by Ron don jonaldson December 21, 2019

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Pee Chalupa

The thing Taco Bell gives you when you really piss them off.

(They pee in the chalupa)

Can’t believe this shit. Was eating Taco Bell drunk last night and was halfway through when I realized they gave me a pee chalupa.

by Ron don jonaldson December 21, 2019

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Go Pee For Me

When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).

“Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”

by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021

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Pee Heeve

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.

"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.

by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024

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