simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Neck off

Its a form of saying make out

"Wanna neck off darling?"

by ig: jimenavera_c August 13, 2021

Off the goop

When somebody is absolutely zaboomafued after the smoke sesh

Yo jake zoie was off the goop last night

by Bardeen December 14, 2020

Sash Off

An alternative way to say "f*ck off". Sash, meaning "f*ck", is a more appropriate and publicly acceptable word with which one may curse.

Guy 1: *being a f*cking dickwad*
Guy 2: Ahhh! Sash off!

by Seminal Fliud October 24, 2019

twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

porkin off

the act of grabbing your penis and pulling on it until you ejaculate

Sorry bro I can't, I'm porkin off later

by timna June 2, 2016

kile off

the act of public masturbation whilst holding a pooping duck.

who wants to go kile off with a group of fat asians?

by paintchip_baby May 22, 2008