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Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.
Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?
by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021
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Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.
Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.
by spiders&socks November 28, 2021
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Fish nut

When you love fish or fishing just a little too much. Similar to a "gun nut"
"Wow, Uncle Ricky has been fishing for 3 days straight! He is a serious fish nut"
"My husband has spent $3000 on fish and fish accessories this year! I sometimes question my decision of marrying such a fish nut"
by fishnutzz January 22, 2021
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Nut Stack

When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.
Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack
by Nut stack guy June 26, 2020
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Nut Pact

A Nut Pact is a celebration of "brotherhood" between two individuals or a group - preferably by men. The prerequisite to initiating the "Nut Pact" requires one toilet and the ejaculation from your party members. Your party members must individually enter the said bathroom, masturbate, and "Nut" into the toilet; with no cleansing of the toilet between each person. Once one person finishes his part, the next person enters the bathroom and repeats - these steps repeat until everyone is finished; once everyone is finished, you must flush the toilet and thus complete the metaphor of brotherhood.
Brother #1: Hey friend! I really appreciate our friendship and I want to show that metaphorically by doing the "Nut Pact" with you!

Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!
by roelandt September 26, 2018
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Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes
Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021
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Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.
Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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