Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.

Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"

by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010

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juice nut

someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot

juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.

by milk sack October 20, 2020

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Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

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A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.

Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.

by spiders&socks November 28, 2021

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Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?

by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021

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