The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
Get the Mikemug. In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
Get the Mike's Lawmug. MiKing is a individual shrouded in the aura of mystery and misinterpretation. He is currently the last male of his family generation to have the historic and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. MiKing, though seeming in the eyes of many as a true menace to society, is a very conscious, and level headed teen. He is strictly focused on his goal of becoming financially stable enough to leave the hospitality of his mother and seek a start to his "own life" presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari.(Magic) Along his journey, MiKing would cross the paths of and shake hands with everyone from the class of 2024's future athletes, to future drug/arms dealers and traplords; being that he insisted upon making a name for himself instead of being merely
known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
Get the MiKingmug. by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011
Get the mike schmoolmug. Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug. by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010
Get the Mike-a-veli Specialmug. by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
Get the Mike Lindellmug.