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Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills
YOU ARE A MATTHEW!
by anonymous August 9, 2024
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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Matthew Park

He’s a big CUTIE

really tall

BROWN EYES
cool Asian boy

love of your life
by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020
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Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”
by koniz907L April 16, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
wow i really hate matthew
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
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Matthew

Nice hair, cute, nice amazing, not very smart wants to fuck dirty thoughts.
Matthew is a person who wants to fuck.
by big chunky pp December 1, 2020
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Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
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