budget lesbian

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7

Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag

by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

lesbian

the opposite of gay

person 1: gay
person 2: lesbian

by ツ by ꜰʟᴜᴛᴛᴇʀꜱʜʏ ʜᴇʀꜱᴇʟꜰ May 24, 2021

Lesbian

non- men loving non-men.

A man: “Hey, would you like to go out?”
“Sorry, no, I’m a Lesbian.”

by kindlyfuckoff:) July 12, 2021

chocolate lesbian

it’s giving two women who really really love each other and are both food bloggers and both love swiss chocolate and are lesbians, and they say to themselves one day ‘awaooga’, and they take a bit of chocolate and shove it up their… then proceed to lick it out until they can taste no more chocolate. repeat and repeat. that’s it.

would you like to be chocolate lesbians tonight

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Rough lesbian

A porn category, that will 100 percent give you the fattest boner, you'll ever get.

M8 1: bro, loot at this girl, she's fit.
M8 2: yea, she looks better in an rough lesbian pornvideo though.

by fatwankinaforest_678 January 1, 2019

Lesbian

a woman/nb who is atractted to women. no, we cant have a threesome with u, no, u cant turn us straight, w e . d o n t . l i k e . p p .

chad: omg look how hot that girl is, wait is she kissing a girl?
lesliey: yea shes a lesbian she like women not guys.
chad i bet i could turn her straight.
lesliey: N O C H A D N O U C A N T

by urlocallesbian<3 June 30, 2022