king tut

A man who is a dog on the field and pulls hella birds and is normally 6'3 and plays Defensive End

Man I thought I just saw king tut walk into the party!

by kingtut_69 December 26, 2021

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

King of Lolis

Someone you should be careful of. They may pretend to be a girl, make you fall in love, accept your confession and wait before telling you they're actually a guy.

Person 1: Did you hear that King of Lolis is actually a guy?
Person 2: No way, I totally thought he was a girl

by KING OF LOLIS March 30, 2020

Kissing the King

The act of giving a blowjob. Specifically kissing the head of the penis.

I walked in on Nicole while she was Kissing the King.

by pocketmaster6969 December 13, 2021

King Kong

A another word for retarded

That man is King Kong

by Nuthupcup March 12, 2019

King Kamehameha

Biggest hammah in human history. First king of Hawai’i, ali’i Mo’i of the Big Island, such a hammah that every Polynesian race claims that he is one of them.

Noun
Samoan guy: “brah I telling you dat fakah King Kamehameha was one Samoan fr”
Hawaiian: “Brah if he one Samoan why he no go conquer Samoa den?”
Tongan: “Nah bro he was definitely Tongan, my great great great uncle cousins grampah knew dat fakah”

by Clint Westwood April 8, 2023

Beedi King

Acquires the taste of beedi while smoking a cigarette or marijuana, etc.

Dude rwan this pot tastes just like beedi. Lol gaudi man we should call you "The Beedi King"

by Bloodbath666 October 21, 2010