justin bieber

justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.

guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)

guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife

by IKnowPeopleWhenISeeThem April 14, 2019

Justin

Justin is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is always there for you. He is so freaking thoughtful and caring and just so overall sweet. And when you tell him he is those things he will say he gets his sweetness from you. He will make you the happiest girl in the whole world and make you feel like you are the only one for him every single day without skipping a beat. He’ll write you the most magnificent paragraphs explaining how much you mean to him and you will just stand there wondering how you got blessed with the best guy in the whole universe. You will love him so unbelievably much and will want to marry him desperately. He makes your fear melt away because you know he’ll be there to carry you through it. He’s the cutest guy you will ever meet. He will always deny it but he’s the most handsome guy in the whole universe. He makes the world a place of happiness and you will treasure every moment with him. He can be very sad and even depressed at times but you will want nothing more than to just hug him tight and tell him everything is going to be okay and that he can never be harmed while you are around. His sensitivity will just melt your heart and put butterflies in your stomach. I know I love my Justin, my Sully

Him: I love you

Her: words can’t describe the true emotion I feel for you. It is far beyond just love at this point. Justin is so amazing

by Urban2freak April 15, 2019

Justin Bieber

The most handsomest singer in the world. He was a girl, but he turned into a man at the age of 18.

me:omg it is Justin bieber! But he is kind of ugly now with a mustache and acne.
Friend:Did she had some kind of surgery to turn herself into a boy

by Beliebe February 27, 2019

Justin rumgay

A loving boyfriend that will do anything for his girlfriend and will always love her no matter how much of a bitch she can be on her period and will always tell her where he’s going he’s just a sweet loving dudet

Justin rumgay is a sweet boy

by Justin rumgay March 1, 2019

Justin bieber

My ass!

Do you know Justin Bieber?
Who ,do you mean My ass.

by Jeff kenny 123 March 10, 2019

Justin

Justin, when you first meet a Justin he won't say anything at all so you would have to make the first move. When you get to know him he is so funny and crazy! He can be an asshole sometimes but that's what makes you fall in love with him. If your dating a Justin he will be so nice and lovable to you but just a straight up asshole to everyone else, your friend might not approve of Justin's but you will approve of a Justin, I know I do.

Your friend: Your boyfriend, jUsTiN, is such an asshole! Why have you been with him for so long?
Me: Get to know him like I do, I love him

by hollowlittlegirl March 17, 2019

Justin Scarpa

When you turn her around and lick her butthole till she poops in your mouth then put it in a condom and insert your dick inside of it

I just Justin Scarpa that bitch from the bar last night

by There’s a rat May 30, 2019