Jordan

The different meaning of the n-word

Man that Jordan is annoying

by Daddy sqrt April 15, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022

Jordan

A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.

“You are so ugly, you must be a Jordan”
“That joke was lame you must have heard it from Jordan”

by Downrightmean September 12, 2019

national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023

Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple

Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!

by Trueyyy December 6, 2022

Jordan 1s

Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear

"Did you see Michael Jordan after he wore those Jordan 1s
"Lol yeah his feet were red

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom April 28, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.

“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018