Jacob

A nice feller. Could wash his hair more often. Should avoid head injuries.

I like him but he’s such a Jacob, for God’s sake his hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in days.

by jackiejackiejackiejaagdjak January 1, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is really nice and hes funny name something goofy and hes like qwandaledingle. he loves to play video games with friends. alltho he can be savage and get intense and he will roast the shit out of you only if you get on his bad side. hes a gentleman when in a relationship and will protect you if your friend is named jacob your lucky.

remember jacob
who
jacob
oh hes awsome

by foxytime2345 January 3, 2023

Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.

person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Jacob Camilleri

A little obese blonde boy that loves giving and receiving top.

Jacob Camilleri spends his Saturdays playing golf and receiving top off the club captain.

by Greg berry January 7, 2023

Jacob that sentence

To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence

I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence

by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023

Jacob

A lazy large tubby twat who usually wears glasses and is ginger.

Stop chatting shite mate, your becoming a Jacob!

by Pork Scratchings April 9, 2023

Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity

Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet

by anonymous April 12, 2023