Jacob

rodson, jacob will stalk you.
he will rod you.
hide all finlays.
run.

did you see that jacob? what a rodson.

by Simon Lover 420 April 22, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.

You guys seen Jacob S.?

by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023

Jacob fiske

A bitch

Jacob fiske is a bitch

by 12678?!&&(; June 25, 2016

Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard

" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "

by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021

Jacob

Has the biggest dick on Earth and get any bitch he wants

Dam Jacob ripped her pussy with his big dick and or he's a real jacob

by Big dick boy 900000 September 28, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022