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jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
by jeezo yunglee February 11, 2014
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Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)
by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019
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Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.
Yo have you seen Jacob play today?
by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020
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jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks
me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha
by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
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person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.
by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021
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the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3
i love jacob
by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022
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Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you
Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped
by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024
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