human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

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Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form

That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human

by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023

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Human Operating System

Human Operating System or HOS is

an operating system designed by and for humans. The operating system is what allows you the user, a human to function and complete tasks.

The reason Gary is speaking with an English accents is that his human operating system (HOS) default setting is British.

by Snake Master November 10, 2020

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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

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