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the homeless joe

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.
Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.
by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009
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pho homo

going on a completely heterosexual man-date to pho hoa's soup restaurant
hey sean wanna pho homo this sunday, just the two of us?
by soupsoupsoup February 20, 2009
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Whirling Homo

a flamer, or gay, who dances acorss the figure skating ice rink in tights, not caring what others think of him; shows his homosexuality; "out of the closet"
Wow, look at that whirling homo.
by bossx789 November 25, 2009
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[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 3, 2009
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no-homo'd

When a closeted faggot nuts/cums/sperms/jizzes in, on, or around an openly gay man.
Brad- "dude, my bad, I didn't mean that to happen. Sorry, my girlfriend is calling."

Jonathan- "You fucking no-homo'd in my eye!"
by Gay JoJo January 27, 2010
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Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.
I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.
by West21 October 6, 2012
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No Homo

No homo in reality means no homosexuality, meaning you didn't intent the word to be taken in a homosexual way. No homo can also mean No! Homo! Which is when the meaning is taken homosexually by a gay man and attracts them, and No! Homo! is used to ward them off.
Man 1: Dude this basketball is so hard, these are the types of balls I like.
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.

Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo

Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.

Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!
by TheMainOneAndOnlyBigD June 11, 2013
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