Crocodile Hands

Dry, cracked, and salty hands that appear crocodillian. The hands are usually dehydrated and white. They are usually the result of an out of state trip, generally to Minnesota or Illinois.

"Look at your crocodile hands! They're so cracked and dry!"
"Yeah, man. I just got back from Minnesota.

by Camo Dan January 12, 2011

stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, and lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008

rice hand

That act off eating cold rice straight from the rice cooker. Most likely after a couple drinks.

what the hell did sanchez swing at that for. I need a rice hand

by fraz stafron January 8, 2009

invisible hand

The process by which the economy will correct itself according to Adam Smith.

The government doesnt need to do anything, the invisible hand will fix the economy

by James Hannan June 6, 2004

Retard Hands

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010

gimp hand

the myspace hand usually sitting restlessly within the picture for no apparent reason. often associated with scene girls, who find it cute.

scene girl bulletin: "go look at my new pics!"
comment: "omg! so cute. love the gimp hand"

by rileeey December 13, 2008