Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

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Boom Bam Chicken and Ham

If you're having trouble with words around friends, just say this!

Boom Bam Chicken and Ham I just got my first goat jam.

by Mr.BoxghostMr. July 2, 2017

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ham curtains

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

by Hammy007 November 3, 2015

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Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

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ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

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