oatmeal dicks

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by gidZ5 October 24, 2019

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

dick chi

The energy derived in the male external genitalia, which, during sexual intercourse, is reverberated into the female genitalia, causing excessive lubrication and, in some cases, female orgasm. In these cases, dick chi is polarized into pussy chi.

I'm tired. Your pussy stole my dick chi!
Pussy chi
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Balls
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Orgasm
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by DickChiMaster February 3, 2014

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

dragging dick

When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.

GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate

by Payaso Bebé November 5, 2011

Dick Czar

Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.

Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".

by Blindskate August 16, 2015