Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.

See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.

by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020

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dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

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Pyjama Dick

The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.

1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.

by PyjamadicknotPajamadick June 26, 2021

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Gnat dick

1. A small penis or the man who has one.

2.A man who shows cowardice or fear.

1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.

Girl2: Lololol

2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.

Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!

by Nobli July 2, 2015

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Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

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other dicked

Aka "ODed"

1. When yo bitch has plans to meet up with u but ends up meeting up with someone while on their way to you. Basically you get intercepted by some other dick.

2. Quite simply your bitch gets dicked down by another nigga instead of you in any situation.

(Phrase coined by DanWallace)

Last night Sherry was on her way to meet up with me but met up with her coke dealer first and I got OTher Dicked.

by Dan Wallace December 27, 2016

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