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Closet Rembrandt 

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
Closet Rembrandt by piGGman March 15, 2021

closetedkurapika 

A person who postes factional shit and is always complaining. They are very funny tho this motherfuckers account is dedicated solely to kurapika
have you seen closetedkurapika's new post today?

closetedkurapika 

closetedkurapika is a tiktok account who’s literally obsessed with kurapika that it’s kinda scary. They’re a really underrated tiktok account too 💐
closetedkurapika is super swag 🤳
A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
A is closeted
Closeted by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021

Closed minded 

Stop being so closed minded.
Closed minded by MGhandi69 April 29, 2021

Closet Beta Male 

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.