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Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.
Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”
by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024
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Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer
person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"
by techflier September 9, 2024
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Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot

When two heterosexual individuals - one an authentic Korean and the other an authentic Chinese, which is male or female is irrelevant - fornicate using the leftover grease from today's breakfast hashbrowns. At the brink of climax, the male will scream "It's hot! It's real hot!"

This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.
Kim "Hey Wong, can we do a Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot together?"
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"

*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*

Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."
by ChadTheGiga January 12, 2025
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Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.
Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.
by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026
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Slutty Chinese

"Slutty Chinese" refers to greasy, late-night Chinese food, often craved after a night out or a playful risqué term for someone of Asian descent who enjoys adventurous intimate acts of eating ass.
Let's grab some of that 'Slutty Chinese' after the bar.

When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...
by TO_daddy June 7, 2025
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Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.
P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025
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