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Chicken Burger

It's when you fuck Amanda till she can't take any more and then you continue.
I'm gonna chicken burger Saturday and not tell Luke
by BurgerCock December 28, 2023
mugGet the Chicken Burgermug.

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
mugGet the Hassle burgermug.

Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".
- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.
by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024
mugGet the Burgermug.

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.
Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku
by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023
mugGet the Sploosh-burgermug.

Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 28, 2011
mugGet the Burger Dilemmamug.

Burgers

Those Jordan’s are burgers, with cheese too!
by Dayton 1080P February 9, 2021
mugGet the Burgersmug.

Nothing-Burger

A word used solely to help Americans grasp the concept of nothing
A Nothing-Burger would just be two hamburger buns, because there’s nothing in the burger
by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023
mugGet the Nothing-Burgermug.

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