bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.

"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."

by shmorn November 30, 2005

bing bang bing

A whimsical way of describing someone who's fob.
Even better when its sung. Additional "bing bang's" can be added depending on the fobness of person being described.

That guy is cute but a little too bing bang bing.

by lady von k November 17, 2006

It's Like Banging A Waterfall

A line from the show "Blue Mountain State", the "pocket pussy" episode. A fat guy walks out of a bathroom sweaty as balls with a brown lunch bag, hands it to a guy and a black guy in the background yells it's like banging a waterfall. Best fucking show ever.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"
"I just got done fucking this pocket pussy man, It's like banging a waterfall!"

by wtfaustin. January 19, 2010

bang the granny out of

To indicate the desire for intercourse with a female. Usually in cockney terminology, when drunkenly pulled a bit of fluff (bird, girl), and blatantly let her know you want to slip her one.

I want to bang the granny out of you, or I can't wait to bang the granny right out of you, you look bloody hot.

by Hypnosid October 21, 2007

bing bang bong

My dong is long

Molly: bing bang bong
Anna: wtf
Molly: my dong is long

by Oshiko oshiko unchi okomo August 15, 2019

text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.

- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!

by GDaSL December 1, 2011

double blood bang

Simultaneously having vaginal and anal sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating. The anal blood can be either from vaginal transfer or rectal bleeding.

Dude, you should see my sheets. The chick I picked up last night turned into a double blood bang!

by Hank Flannigan June 14, 2011