Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Twat Twacked

First Get A Huge Gagger Line Of Meth Out For You And Your Girl.

Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.

Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.

Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.

Now Watch Her Face Flush,

Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.

Now She's Twat Twacked.

Last Night At The Hotel I Twat Twacked Ashley. She Was So Methed Up Afterwards.

by G-Rape December 10, 2022

Twat

Someone named John Michael Green

John Michael Green is a fucking twat.

by AC Troubleshooter September 4, 2019

Twat

A diss to gangsters from Watts

“Don’t he bang Watts?”
“Man, fuck a twat!!!”

by high voltage August 9, 2019

Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.

Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with bad advice usually with a stupid slappy flappy vagina face

Elon Musk is a twat for shilling the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. Of course mining is bad for the environment. What about the environmental impact of datacenters? And then he had to promote Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now? Get it together man, you fucking twat

by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018